Suzanne Vega and Tuesday's Tid Bits

**Suzanne Vega was just in the studio. She is not friendly at all. Wow. I need a sweater…the temperature just dropped about 30 degrees since she came in. I refer to her now as Frosty the Folk Singer.

Had I known she was going to be so unpleasant, I would have had a little fun with her when she arrived.

I would have said…”Hey Suzanne…you’ll never believe this but my name is Luka and I live on the second floor.”

Or maybe…”Last night I was sitting at Tom’s Diner and I saw a woman shaking her umbrella.”

Or even…”Hey Suzanne…does your blood still make noise?”

But…no. Sadly no. Instead I just have frostbite from the encounter with a miserable musician. To quote my good friend Paula Abdul, “She’s a cold hearted snake, don’t look into her eyes.”

**I have drank way too much liquid today. I feel all slushy, but I am still thirsty. I keep looking at my water bottle and licking my lips, but then I just about tip over because all the fluid in my body rushes to one side. My stomach hurts.

**I overslept this morning by half an hour. I haven’t done that in ages. In fact, I don’t even remember the last time I overslept was. It’s been that long. I am still tired though. But, you would be amazed at how quickly I showered. I was quick. Quick like lightning. Which being like lightning is dangerous when you are in the shower. You can get electrocuted.

**While driving to work this morning I was listening to the new Faith Hill song “Red Umbrella” (not to be confused with Rihanna’s “Umbrella”) and I noticed that in my backseat, on the floor, a red umbrella. How awesome is that? It would have been more awesome had Faith Hill been sitting in the front seat.

**I am still grossed out about comic book guy reading porn on stage. Ish. Ish with a capital “I”.

**My co-worker was just eating candy bars in the bathroom. This place is too weird today…even by our standards. Most days I simply don’t get paid enough to put up with all the weirdness. I really don’t.