LIFE IS A SOAP OPERA

So on "Days of Our Lives" poor Jack has been caught by the evil Count DiMiera again. Sneaky. Apparently there was a fake Jennifer (real name Madison) who was wearing a rubber Jennifer mask just like the Scooby Doo cartoons. Jack had no idea that it was the fake Jennifer he was making love with in the Horton family cabin the other day. Now he does. Also, Sammy is now disguised as Stan and is wreaking havoc on her enemies in Salam. Her list of victims so far includes…John, Bo and Billie. Sammy does not know that she is merely a pawn of Tony DiMiera. Tony certainly is busy for being a dead guy. But by far the freakiest thing is just how much that the show resembles my life. It is as if the writers have been reading my journal and spying on me. Spooky.